What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.