What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.