Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !