How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.