Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.