Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor