What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.