Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".