What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks