What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.