How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!