What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.