What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.