Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)