Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch