How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.