Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Where does he get off?

credit to Hampton Yount)

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...