Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.