What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."