What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.