How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.