Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.