Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet