Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.