What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)