What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess