How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.