How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.