A stutterer.
Cannoli Oil.
It makes the Dego buy faster.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Forgetti Bolognese.
Parkinson's
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.