Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
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So that they can get closer to the sink.
I sink therefore I am.
It's the one that always sinks....
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A sink.
So they can stand closer to the sink.
A Pedro leak.
A faux-cet.
That sinking feeling...
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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Put it in water
you put it in the water
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Put it in water.
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Knock on the hatch.
Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.
So they can stand closer to the sink
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
In Sink!
Knock on the door.
Sinko de Mayo
It's been feeling drained
A: Knock on the hatch.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You knock on the door.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
By how fast it sinks.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
You let it sink in.
You put it in water
A: You're a real drip.
Because it needs bailing out.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
I think we're in sink."
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Because he was stuck in denial.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
swimming goggles
To keep their nuts dry.
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Pope.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Because the only constant is change.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
A levi-tater.
A day old reddit post.
Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!