Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.