What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis