What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.