How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.