How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.