They are both good at removing the Polish!
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Nailed it
A poodull
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
A new last name.
a new last name
Poll tree!
Gronkowski
Running Stupid
The Polish.
A stripper
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They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
They are German and a tad-Polish"
Because they can't spell toboggan.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
A new last name!
About 2-3 inches.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
They can't spell TOBOGGAN !
Punch him in the nose.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
A polish bowling ball.
Put it in water
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
you put it in the water
Copernicus.
His surname
A Jet-ski.
A Warsaw...
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because opposite poles attract
A: Development of a working match.
They have a polar pole poll.
You wave!
A: So the cops can find the handles.
First you gotta find a retarded pig...
A fishing pole.
A: Turn off the carousel.
Krakow
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Polish
A last name.
Piccop Andropoff.
Too many horses were drowning.
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
You would rise and shine.
A fishing pole
So he could look at others' faces.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
A new last name
Unplug the merry-go-round.
A Polaark!
You put it in water
They're made out of dill dough.
A Rollie Pollie
Totem Pole.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Chasing parked cars.
He breaks in.
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
removed
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
An anti-joke.
Dumb ones!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
It defies logic
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
