Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body