Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink