Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.