Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.