How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.