Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Bad Enemy Jokes More Bad Enemy Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang