Just spell it like the way it sounds!
So they won't whistle on the way down.
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
One for 2008 and one for 2016.