Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.