Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"