Because there's a *tree* in the way!
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Automobile.
A Khalculator
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They just log in...
Bark.
You a cinnamon.
Rasta Pasta.