What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '