How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.