How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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I'm a big fan.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!