What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!