How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.