How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

How do you organise a space party?

You planet!