How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river