How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!