How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

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How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!