What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.