How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.