How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor