How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor