He read it in the Hobbituary.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
The newspaper.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
The Neighbor of the Beast.
Their neighbor