How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)