How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."