Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.