Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.