Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.