Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.