What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.