What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.