Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on