How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "