How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.