Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!