Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.